Pins and Needles
I'm going out on a limb. If Kerry wins today, I'm becoming a pirate. I'll have no other options if I want to remain free, financially secure, and un-blown up by terrorists. I'll find a classic little cove somewhere in the Carribbean and build an arsenal and drink rum and sing songs and stop paying my taxes.
Yo Ho!
Yo Ho!
posted by Kristine at 10:45 AM
2 Comments:
...but ...all those non-workers, liberal make-work beauracrats, and junk scientists are COUNTING on you to be productive so they can loot you dry and put your hard earned money to REAL use, like proving there are lesbian seals, creating more forms to fill out, empowering lawyers, and researching how cattle flatulence affects global climate change! Don't be so selfish, Willow. The left NEEDS for you to work so THEY DON'T HAVE TO!!!
If Kerry wins, this girl will be the one doing the lootin'! The river of cash that currently flows so copiously between my pockets and the IRS will close up like a camel's nose, as I sail off to better waters.
Yo-Freakin'-Ho.
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