Cold
I HAVE HAD IT! Will the cold ever stop? I just want to see that stupid mother-humpin'-son-of-a-ditch-digger Weather Pixie dressed in shorts. Or tasteful capris. She taunts me. She wheedles me. She's pissing me off! Apparently, only the extermination of the Weather Pixie will bring the warm weather. It's her. She's doing this. That's why she smiles knowingly. When I'm not looking, she's laughing at me. Weather Pixie must die!
posted by Kristine at 11:02 AM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Save the weather pixie!!! Save the cold!!! SNOW SNOW SNOW!!!
Actually, I'm about ready for Spring too, if the truth need be known.
SOYLENT PINK IS PIXIEEEEEE!!!!
Just scroll down and look at the smile on that smug bitch's face. If I had known her name was SOOOOZIE, I would never have invited her to my blog.
Aw, but she looks so coy and cute!!!
JK.
SOOOOZIE is it? Pfft! Kill the bitch.
Normally I would agree with you, Hawkeye, but obviously you've never met SOOOOZIE....
It's an ungracious response to your invitation---if it's so cold, she should be stone nekkid. That would fix her
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